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On Tuesday evening former President-via-autopen Joe Biden was taken to the National Bar Association Gala by his family members. The 82-year-old cancer patient appeared lost and confused when his younger relatives led him out onto the event floor.
BREAKING: Former President Joe Biden walks onto the stage and gets LOST at the National Bar Association Gala.
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) August 1, 2025
He is NOT doing okay… pic.twitter.com/abHSCh0Jwu
When it was time for the old man (whose own staff believed was senile) to prove the world wrong with a public speaking opportunity, Biden proceeded to slur entire sentences together and make simple predictable statements while also exuding an element of wild unpredictability.
After pronouncing the word ‘posthumously’ ‘postunimously’, elderly Biden’s statements went on to include the obligatory anti-Trump quip.
“My friends, we need to face the hard truth of this administration, and that it has been to ease all the gains we’ve made in my administration,” Biden said. “To erase history rather than making it. To erase fairness, equality, to erase justice itself. And that’s not hyperbole. That’s a fact … Get ready folks, this is just starting.”
Biden also randomly shouted for no reason as part of his presentation.
“All men and women are created equal! And deserve to be treated equally throughout their lives!” the elderly man said obtusely.
Biden, who’s so old he’s not even a boomer, talked about the 1960s and criticized historical groups he himself was part of.
“Not since those tumultuous days in 1960s has this fight been so existential to who we are as a nation, with marginalized groups so dramatically under attack,” Biden hypocritically said.
In May former President-via-autopen Joe Biden delivered remarks at a Memorial Day Event in New Castle, Delaware. Notably, Memorial Day was on Monday. Friday’s posthumous holiday outing is the 82-year-old’s first time speaking publicly since his cancer announcement.
In customary Joe Biden fashion, the former autopen President bumbled his way around words but managed to form sentences nonetheless, albeit with a confused raging shout indicative of mental degradation.
“I’m an American! That’s who I am! I’m serious about this! I’m not joking!”
Former President Biden: "I know for many of you Memorial Day, like for us, is deeply personal. For the Bidens, this day is the 10th anniversary of loss of my son Beau, who spent a year in Iraq. To be honest, it's a hard day." pic.twitter.com/AHzDiDjBoQ
— CSPAN (@cspan) May 30, 2025
Biden got the opportunity to indulge in a creepy Halloween party at the White House on Halloween’s Eve night. The 81-year-old Biden seemed to enjoy when a line of attendees brought him babies, which he proceeded to bite on with a ghoulish smile.
Joe Biden is literally trying to eat a baby pic.twitter.com/ybgznrPxis
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 31, 2024
In April 2024 then 81-year-old candidate Biden twice mumbled false stories about his ‘Uncle Bosey’, insinuating the family member had been eaten by cannibals during World War II when the 81-year-old was taken out to campaign on Wednesday.
Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 17, 2024
He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).
HE IS NOT WELL. pic.twitter.com/iqeOjjFY0v
Notably, before dropping out of the 2024 presidential race Biden ran on the foundation of fake campaign events, likely to ‘curate’ his live onlookers.
Biden’s 2020 presidential run had so many gaffs it inspired satirical campaign ads with genuine clips.
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