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A deportation machine on steroids. Close your eyes. Picture it.
Early morning. A Monday. Unmarked black vans arrive at a construction site, Nowheresville, USA.
Suddenly the back doors explode open and dozens of jacked men in brightly coloured zubaz spandex pour out onto the site.
With their mullets, wrap-around shades, durags, neon cowboy hats and thick black beards, each one is a carbon copy of the late great Randy Savage.
Six feet two inches tall, 237 pounds of muscle—absurdly pumped, sweating profusely, ranting and raving, eyes bulging, THE TOWER OF POWER, TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR! I’M FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY! SKY’S THE LIMIT AND SPACE IS THE PLACE!
Presented with this terrifying madcap spectacle, the workers—illegals, of course—attempt to flee, throwing down their hammers and breakfast burritos and running as fast as their stumpy little legs can carry them. But one by one they’re cut off by the Macho Men, who exclaim “OH YEAH!” or “SLIP INTO A SLIM JIM!” as another Pedro or Alejandro is captured and put into an agonising half-nelson headlock or Boston crab.
Trestle tables are set up and hapless Squatemalans are sent flying through them, or hit with folding chairs before being bundled into the vans and taken to specially constructed arenas where they will be forced to wrestle one another in giant cages until only one of them remains standing…
Ahem.
“A deportation machine on steroids” is exactly what Democrat Rep. Hakeem Jeffries promised America would get on Thursday during one of his tedious filibustering speeches in the House. And while the realities of Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill have little in common with my own bizarre vision of dianabol-fueled border policy, the truth is they’re no less exciting as a result.
This is it, boys and girls: It’s finally happening.
With a stroke of the pen, Immigration and Customs Enforcement has acquired $75 billion and a budget to rival that of the world’s largest, most important militaries. Consulting Wikipedia, I see there are only seven nations who spend more in a year than ICE’s $78 billion. That figure is barely less than the military budgets of second-rate powers like Germany ($88.5 billion) and the UK ($81.8 billion), and more than half that of Russia ($149 billion).
Astounding. It really is.
The comparison with national militaries is apt. A military organization, with similar levels of manpower and logistics, is precisely what’s needed now if Trump is to fulfil his election pledge of the “largest mass deportation in American history,” aimed at removing tens of millions of illegals from the country and undoing the damage wrought upon it, deliberately, by his predecessor, the puppet Joe Biden. And Trump must fulfil that pledge.
In its first sixth months, the Trump administration has achieved notable successes on the immigration front. The southern border, across which millions of illegals passed during the Biden presidency, has been closed and large swathes of it militarized. Nobody is getting through. Thousands upon thousands of the most dangerous illegals—rapists, robbers, murderers and members of foreign gangs like MS-13 and Tren de Aragua—have been rounded up and deported, including to the tropical hellhole that is El Salvador’s Centre for Terrorist Confinement (CECOT). High-profile raids on workplaces have taken place across the US, even in “sanctuary cities” like New York, Chicago and Los Angeles. A million foreign workers are estimated to have left the American workforce, many voluntarily. The number of American citizens with jobs is now at an all-time high.
But this is only the beginning. Even Trump’s most loyal supporters have expressed frustration at the numbers of people being deported, and it’s clear the administration, including Border Czar Tom Homan and the President himself, shares that frustration. This simply isn’t enough! We need to get those numbers up!
In large part, Trump’s difficulties have been a function of the tools he inherited for the job. Joe Biden’s ICE and Border Patrol and DHS were not a deportation machine. In fact, they were the complete opposite. They were an importation machine, an apparatus that served the sole purpose of flooding the US with millions of illegal aliens and changing its demographics forever. Large detention facilities were closed. ICE was underfunded, understaffed and hamstrung by evil new policies like catch and release.
Now all that changes.
Of the $75 billion total allocated to ICE this year, $45 billion will be spent to provide 100,000 extra detention beds, tripling ICE’s detention capacity from its current maximum of 56,000, and $30 billion will be used to hire at least 10,000 new ICE staff, doubling numbers, and to fund hugely expanded deportation operations.
In addition to the money for ICE, there will be $45 billion to finish the border wall, $10 billion to reimburse states that covered border-security costs under President Biden and nearly $4 billion for the DoJ to give local governments that aid in apprehending illegals. It adds up to something like $170 billion—all to remove millions of illegals, close America’s borders to people who shouldn’t be in the country and Make America Great Again.
The enemies of mass immigration and the architects of American decline know what this money means. The globalist rentboys at the Cato Institute are already crying into their pillows and lamenting that the BBB will “do so much harm” and “fund a horrific expansion of an already out of control system we can’t afford.” They know everything they fight for—the end of America, dissolved in the universal acid bath of mass immigration—will be lost. Their dreams lie in tatters.
Nevertheless, this is no time for complacency. There will be determined resistance and some of it will be coordinated and violent, as we’ve seen in Los Angeles and other sanctuary jurisdictions. The judiciary will continue to do their very best to stifle and frustrate the Trump agenda at every turn. Activist judges are already ignoring the Supreme Court’s rulings, so you can bet there will be a Constitutional crisis sooner rather than later.
We also need to guard against any kind of climbdown on the part of Trump the dealmaker. The President, in consultation with Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, has already suggested exemptions could be made for illegals working in agriculture and hospitality, on the grounds that they do vital work, have often been in the US for some time and generally aren’t criminals. This should not be allowed. For one thing, illegals are criminals by definition—they broke the law getting into the US, and every moment they remain they’re breaking the law—but there’s also good reason to believe they’re not just taking jobs from Americans: they’re also hampering long overdue innovation. We know from Trump’s first term that when the President turned the screws on industries like meatpacking that have relied heavily on illegal labor, they responded by investing in automation. Help farmers do the same, President Trump. Why should a human hand, let alone the hand of an illegal, ever touch an alfalfa leaf in an American field again?
A week ago, we were shocked and alarmed when Trump ordered strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities. Panicans said it was the end of MAGA and the beginning of World War III. Even to sound minds and stalwarts like myself those 14 bunker busters seemed to be a dubious application of the principle “America first.”
Now, a week later, we’re back on MAGA terra firma. ICE has $78 billion dollars. We’ve got a deportation machine on steroids. OH YEAH!
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