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The Truth Hurts: Yes, Tim Walz Is Seriously Retarded—but Don’t Be Fooled: He’s Seriously Dangerous Too

Trump is right about Tim Walz, but that doesn't make him any less dangerous

The Truth Hurts: Yes, Tim Walz Is Seriously Retarded—but Don’t Be Fooled: He’s Seriously Dangerous Too Image Credit: Chip Somodevilla / Staff / Getty Images
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President Trump recently said Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is “seriously retarded.” That’s not an assessment I, or millions of Americans, are likely to disagree with.

Here’s exactly what Trump said, through his medium of choice, Truth Social.

“The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst ‘Congressman/woman’ in our country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the USA illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated…”

The President went on to bash Walz for allowing “hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia [to take] over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for ‘prey’ as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone.”

Walz’s immediate response was to taunt the President by demanding he release the results of a recent MRI scan—which wasn’t even of his brain. If you’re trying to suggest the President is suffering from cognitive decline, a stomach scan isn’t going to tell you much, retard.

So Trump released the results, and Walz was left with no choice but to try and curry sympathy by pissing his pants and claiming Trump was actually trying to get him killed. Apparently people are now driving past the governor’s mansion and screaming “RETARD!” out the window, and this is making Walz scared for his life, because, as we know, it’s a slippery slope from lobbing a playground insult to violence of the kind that’s almost exclusively directed at right-wing figures in the US today.

Never mind Walz has called the President a “fascist” multiple times—including within weeks of the first attempt on his life—and continues to label ICE agents “Gestapo” as they face escalating physical threats in the line of duty. ICE agents have been shot at, rammed with cars, and had their personal information revealed, and at least one Hispanic gang in Chicago has issued “shoot on sight” orders to its members.

President Trump isn’t wrong: Tim Walz is retarded. Seriously. As a matter of fact, that’s the role he was handpicked to play during last year’s election campaign, as Kamala Harris’s running-mate. For 12 weeks, Walz was a parody of the bumbling fat white uncle who embarrasses everyone at Thanksgiving with his drunk dancing and awkward, off-key comments; a “white and white minstrel,” was the phrase I think I used to describe him.

He took on this role willingly to show that the future of America lay not with the “mediocre white men” who built the country, but the strong sassy overqualified women of colour who’ve been barred from high office because of the nation’s ingrained racism and misogyny and the shameful legacy of slavery.

So enthusiastic was Tim Walz’s embrace of the retard role, he even derped his own son, putting a bowl around his head and giving him a haircut that would have looked stupid on Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. Walz Jr was forced to blubber and “stim out” in front of the world at the DNC—then promptly returned to being a normal teenager once the campaign was over.

Even so, let’s not underestimate the man and his potential for damage. Walz may be retarded, but that doesn’t make him harmless. Far from it.

It’s bad enough that Walz has turned large parts of Minnesota into a freezing Midwestern exclave of Somalia where crime and corruption are rampant, and children’s genitals are mutilated with gay abandon in the name of Progress.

More worrying are the still untested but very credible accusations Walz is or was an agent of the Chinese Communist Party. These were a prominent fixture of the election campaign, and there was even a Congressional investigation, but ultimately nothing came of them, at least as far as I’m aware. These things tend to be put to bed once an election is over and the rancor has died down, but they shouldn’t be—not when they’re this serious.

Perhaps the worst accusation of all was that Walz might have passed nuclear secrets to Beijing while he was serving in the Minnesota National Guard 30 years ago. This accusation resurfaced in a recent Tucker Carlson interview, after I reported it more than a year ago for Infowars.

For whatever reason, and despite my best efforts, nothing was done with what should have been a campaign-ending charge of treason.

A fellow Minnesota Guardsman told Alpha News that the instruction manual for a nuclear-capable howitzer disappeared from a secure facility Walz and only a few other men had access to. Soon after, the Chinese developed their own strikingly similar version of the weapon. This disappearance happened around the same time Walz was arrested, in mysterious circumstances, for DUI. His lawyers claimed he was driving 90+ with booze in his blood because he was being followed.

By whom?

Of course, we’ll never know unless the accusation is properly investigated, but the very fact such a claim could be levelled at a major politician—one who might, if not for a miracle, be Vice President right now—shows that something is dangerously wrong with the political process in America today, as if we didn’t already know that.

So yes, President Trump is right. There’s fear and incompetence and plenty of retardation at work in America’s decline. But there’s also malice and hatred for America too, and that’s anything but a laughing matter.


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